My dearest Slutty,
I received your latest alimony check,
it was on time as usual, thank you.
Ever since that unfortunate financial
misunderstanding that caused me to resign
as Mayor, and that messy situation with
the Brazilian stripper that lead to our divorce,
times have been hard for me.
I believe that is all about to change though.
I spoke with a gentleman today
who would like me to embark on a business
endeavor with him.
He proposes that we, he and I, allow ourselves to launch
the careers of young starlets. We, in effect, would give the
young ladies a way to begin their acting profession,
unburdened of the confines of both rules and their clothing.
It’s kind of like being a secret agent, or a host on The Price is Right,
or the weather man, from an abstract styled perspective.
Regardless, it is slightly covert, and nothing I would care to admit
whilst we hob knob with the best of people because of the mounds
of wealth we have amassed, so there will have to be a cover story
you see, I may leave those details to you.
Leroy
My Dear Leroy,
I am delighted to hear your job prospects are on the up
as quite frankly you are becoming rather an inconvenient drain on my finances,
especially since that lawyer of yours managed to increase the alimony I am already forced to pay you.
Quite how you managed to convince the judge that your beauty regime was
a necessary expense, I have no idea, but then I am sure one flutter of your pretty boy
lashes had a similar effect on him as John Belushi had on Carrie Fisher.
I do hope you manage to find some gainful employment quite soon.,
as it’s been rather a troublesome time of late, what with those people
we lost at the clinical trials this month, so there’s a fair chance our research
funding may be cut short, unlike your nails, if this becomes the case.
yours hopefully,
Slutty P x
