I fell asleep at work today,
and had the craziest dream.
Slutty Poppins and I were at
Taco Bell, we were in a hurry
so I went inside to get our order
“to go”,
because the drive through
is a little to much like being a cattle
led to slaughter for my taste.
I walk up to the counter to place my
order with the barely legal Latina girl.
Immediately my mind starts to wonder
and wander around the thoughts of her
and Slutty naked and and all of the dirty
things I could make them do to each other,
and more importantly to me.
Slutty is down for this sort of thing,
and that is one of the things I love about her.
Part of the fun for Slutty is being forced into
such behavior, and I am okay with that myself.
Suddenly, hot Latina in the too tight polyester pants
does that weird head shaking/stretching transformation
thing into one of those agents from the Matrix and says,
Hello Mr. Scandal, we’ve been expecting you
I jump up in the air,
do a couple back flips,
and kick him in the face
about 90 times.
I look around and all of the customers,
all of the Taco Bell staff are turning into
agents.
I’m trying to figure out what the hell I’m going
to do to get out of this situation.
All of a sudden,
Slutty struts in like a super model wearing
a long black trench coat and dark sunglasses,
her long dark hair blowing in the wind,
I don’t even question where the wind is coming
from inside the store, because she’s looking hot
and I don’t really care so much about the damn
how and why of the wind.
She drops the trench coat to reveal the hot little
black dress she is wearing underneath, and
the two MAC 11s she brought in with her.
She starts mowing down customers turned agents
and I assault the staff turned agents.
I have no gun though, and I am using a spatula
as my weapon of choice to decapitate the agents.
I finish off the mutated staff, and start over to help
Slutty with her bad guys when she yells out to me,
Leroy! Don’t forget our order, I’m really hungry!
I head back to the kitchen to grab the food,
and before I can ask, Slutty says,
I like my olives in the burrito,
not on the side.
Who eats olives on burritos?
I would bring this up,
but she’s looking really hot,
and she’s got the guns,
so I just go with it.
