A girl told me that she once had sex with her phone,
and yes, she did use a condom.
I guess that’s “phone sex” redefined.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate “lol”?

Back to my point.

For a while,
I was installing applications like mad on my phone,
until I realized, I don’t use most of them.

Now I have begun to explore the applications
that come with my phone, my favorite is the
note taking application.
I often have small bursts of enlightenment,
or inspiration throughout the day.
Wow, I had no idea throughout was one word, cool.

I was reviewing some of the notes that I have made,
some of them I don’t remember writing.

  • Why do people say “piping hot”?
    That really doesn’t make sense.
  • I just burped, and it smelled like cardboard,
    which is odd as I don’t remember eating any.
  • Didn’t people used to say “slug bug” and
    not “punch dub” when they saw a Volkswagen
    and punched you?
  • That chick on the news has great boobs

I’ve got a lot more, but I type all day and I’m tired.